Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
can u get pink eye on your cock?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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