Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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