My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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