When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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