Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
