listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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