Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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