What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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