i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
The power of my boobs compel you
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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