My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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