Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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