Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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