I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Fuck appropriateness.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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