Please, let me fuck your mom
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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