Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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