I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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