Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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