You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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