she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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