6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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