Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Randomize
