is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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