dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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