this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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