so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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