so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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