what day is it and did you see me today?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I think my moral compass just broke
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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