hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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