Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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