So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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