I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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