Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
