i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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