i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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