on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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