I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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