I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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