on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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