Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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