You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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