If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My breasts were aching with rage.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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