No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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