He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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