You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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