you would pick up someone in the library
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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