You work out of a Hotel?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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