I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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