Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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