he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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