its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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