everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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