is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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