Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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