last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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