look no pants
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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