I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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